DEMO

MISTER MELLOW-c 1983, Ross Schneider.

(Dedicated to Johnny Hartman and Frank Sinatra)

YOUR ROMANCE ISN'T GOING VERY WELL, SO YOU'VE COME TO BE A MOST UNHAPPY FELLOW-

IT'S TIME THE TWO OF YOU HEARD MISTER MELLOW WEAVE HIS MAGIC SPELL.

YOU'VE TRIED THE VIOLINS AND MOONS OF YELLOW-SHE'S TOO SOPHISTICATED FOR YOUR SELL THOUGH-

YOUR ONLY HOPE MY FRIEND IS MISTER MELLOW--BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU

IF SHE CAN RENOUNCE HIS WARM CARRESSING TONES, SHE HASN'T AN OUNCE OF ROMANCE IN HER BONES--

SO DON'T LIFT WEIGHTS OR LEARN TO PLAY THE CELLO (SO DON'T GO HEAR THE LATEST ROCK STAR BELLOW) I GUARRANTEE HER KNEES WILL TURN TO JELLO,

WHILE BATHING IN THE SONG OF MISTER MELLOW--THE FEVER OF HIS SPELL IS SO CONTAGIOUS--

FOR MISTER MELLOW SURELY UNDERSTANDS THE WAY TO SET A MOOD ROMANTIC'LY OUTRAGEOUS--

IT SIMPLY TOWERS OVER ALL THE OTHER BRANDS! (HE'LL LEAVE A GENTLE, PURRING KITTEN IN YOUR HANDS!)