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WALTZ EUPHORIC-c 1991, Ross Schneider

(Ala old patent medicine advertisements)

WHEN YOU DO THE WALTZ WE CALL "EUPHORIC", IT'S A LITTLE SHOT RIGHT IN YOUR ARM-

SUDDENLY YOU'RE FEELING HIGH-CALORIC, DANCING IN ITS GAY, INFECTIOUS CHARM-

SKIP "AUF DU LIEBER AUGUSTINE" AND OTHER WALTZES ON THE SCENE, THEY NEVER GET THE JOB REALLY DONE--

JUST THROW AWAY THAT OTHER SCHMALTZ, TRY OUR UNIQUE "EUPHORIC WALTZ"--GUARANTEED TO FILL YOUR NEED.

SO IF YOU FIND MY SPIEL IS TOO RHETORIC, PUT YOUR MONEY ON THE DOTTED LINE-

THROW YOUR ENEMAS AND PARAGORIC OUT THE WINDOW IN THE MORNING-

READ THE LABEL, HEED ITS WARNING-

DANCING CAN BE HABIT-FORMING WITH ONE "EUPHORIC WALTZ".