Howdy, Fellow Netizens!

Here you might learn more about Snogpitch.

In the beginning, I was born in Lompoc, California.
Cincinnati, Ohio has been my home for the last 23 years.

My hobbies include:

Scuba Diving
78rpm Recordings for my Victrola
Photography
Computing

I am the president of the

Cincinnati Commodore Computer Club

Snogpitch at Boone County Cliffs 1996 (this self-portrait was taken with a Nikon FG20)

What is the story behind my name?

It starts with a story about a young girl named Alice and her Adventures Through the Looking-Glass. My favorite part of this story is the poem of the Jabberwocky. If you are unfamiliar with this story or want to refresh your memory, I found this wonderful site that has the poem, and some great images.

Let's Read Jabberwocky!

If you wonder what Snogpitch means,

The Online History of Snogpitch

should answer all your questions.

The Universal Life Church has recognized Snogpitch as an ordained minister with this

Official Certificate of Ordination

A religious document, penned by a fellow classmate from High School defines Fundementilist Loop. In order to retain the obscurity of this document, so that the original may not be compromised, an abridged copy can be found here.

Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe

is a division of

Chéapo Productions

with regional offices located at the luxurious Cambrian Hotel

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