Precious Leglock
"THE GREATEST THERE EVER WAS
OR EVER WILL BE"
Episode I - Episode
IX
character created by Steve
Mollet
"That a droid, perhaps the most maligned of all things in this universe, can shown such a capacity for heroism demonstrates why we shall eventually triumph. The Empire, in its own perverse way, brings out the best in us all. Precious Leglock will be remembered."
"He was the greatest. That's really all there is to say, isn't it? He wasn't the original, you know. No, he was better. I heard he nailed more Stormtroopers in his last time out than most of us will in our entire careers. I know Friz wanted to draft him into the Irregulars, but Precious seemed happy with Jado and the rest of that crew. And that's the kind of thing I'm talking about; good old fashioned loyalty. I'm really going to miss him."
"I only met him the one time. He called me a 'geek' and threatened me with the most frightful bodily harm. I'm fluent in over 3 million forms of communication, and I'm still not entirely sure what a "geek" is, but the word was evidently quite popular with him. As was "pencil neck." Very peculiar individual. To be honest, he was obviously the worst kind of ruffian and I wanted nothing to do with him. Still, I do suppose he had his.... charms. And he certainly did save a lot of humans. But, if I may say, I have little patience for droids with an unhealthy affinity for adventure. Oh yes, and R2 made me promise to say that, no matter what I think, he always liked him and thought that he had a tremendous amount of style. However, I feel I must point out that R2 is just the sort of droid I was describing earlier and thus his judgment must be considered somewhat dubious. I just hope that the general public doesn't get a negative impression of droids as a whole from the exploits of the few dangerously maladjusted out there."
"I remember him as being large. Big, really big. But he had heart. Helped a lot of us Jawas out. Swell droid. I think he had jewels or something on his armor plating. Not worth much, if I recall. But a really good guy. Not surprised he went out fighting. Good guy. Yep. Great guy. Am I getting paid for this?"