PEE PEE WIND CHILL

HOLD ON TO IT OR IT MAY FREEZE
UNPLEASANT - PEE PEE MAY SHRIVEL TO STAY WARM
COLDER THAN FECES - PEE PEE MAY STICK TO EXPOSED PIPES
FROSTBITE ON PEE PEE IF NOT COVERED UP
PEE PEE WATER WILL FREEZE AS IT LEAVES YOUR PEE PEE AND YOU WILL DIE AND BE ON THE NEWS AT 11

 
  45 40 35 30 25 20 15 10 5 0 -5 -10 -15 -20 -25 -30 -35 -40
4 MPH 45 40 35 30 25 20 15 10 5 0 -5 -10 -15 -20 -25 -30 -35 -40
5 MPH 43 37 32 27 22 16 11 6 0 -5 -10 -15 -21 -26 -31 -36 -42 -47
10 MPH 34 28 22 16 10 3 -3 -9 -15 -22 -27 -34 -40 -46 -52 -58 -64 -71
15 MPH 29 23 16 9 2 -5 -11 -18 -25 -31 -38 -45 -51 -58 -65 -72 -78 -85
20 MPH 26 19 12 4 -3 -10 -17 -24 -31 -39 -46 -53 -60 -67 -74 -81 -88 -96
25 MPH 23 16 8 1 -7 -15 -22 -29 -36 -44 -51 -59 -66 -74 -81 -88 -96 -102
30 MPH 21 13 6 -2 -10 -18 -25 -33 -41 -49 -56 -64 -71 -79 -86 -93 -101 -109
35 MPH 20 12 4 -4 -12 -20 -27 -35 -43 -52 -58 -67 -74 -82 -89 -97 -105 -113
40 MPH 19 11 3 -5 -13 -21 -29 -37 -45 -53 -60 -69 -76 -84 -92 -100 -107 -115
45 MPH 18 10 2 -6 -14 -22 -30 -38 -45 -54 -62 -70 -78 -85 -93 -102 -109 -117

Can you believe that  people wanted to see how cold their PEE PEE was???


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Last Updated on 12/30/2000
By Ron Giachetti
Email: tempus@prodigy.net