• Men who refer to their wives as "the wifely person" or women who refer to their husbands as "hubbies"
• People who complain about the weather. "Too hot. Too cold. Too windy. Too sunny. Too snowy. Too icy. Too humid. Too wet. Too dry."
• School functions
• "I'll call you." (Translated: "Go rot in a ditch.")
• Pseudo-deepness (example: when someone tries to sound profound, and does that thing where they switch two words in a phrase to create a new, "thought-provoking" sentence, like "you must control your fear before your fear controls you.")
• Most advertisements, especially the Taco Bell and Dentyne Ice commercials
• Assemblies/pep rallies
• Any noises people make in large crowds: whooping, whistling, and obnoxious cheering among them
• Gum, especially...
• ...gum that's stuck under my desk, and I accidently touch it
• ...gum that's on the floor and gets stuck to my shoe
• ...when I notice it in someone's mouth at all; either audibly or through sight (if someone is smooth enough to chew gum and I don't notice it, or they're very discreet about it, then I don't really care, although I've only met a few people able to pull that off)
• People behind me who kick my seat
• Cat owners who don't shut up about their pet
• Public displays of affection
• Anything McDonald's
• Preps and everything they say/do/wear
• Anti-preps and everything they say/do/wear
• The media
• The girl next to me in physics class with the scratchy voice and a laugh that sounds like a struggling car motor
• A lot of songs, including "I Try," "Kiss Me," "3 A.M." and a million others that are excruciatingly painful to listen to
• The girl with the annoying nasal laugh in my government class
• Every fathomable aspect of Shakespeare class
• People who don't use turn signals. I personally hate this because I walk a lot during the summer, and I've crossed intersections where I didn't expect the car to turn (no signals) and then they honk and try to run me over. Stupid hos.
• Most of the radio dj's
• Clothes that have "TOMMY GIRL" or "GAP" or any other visible advertising printed on it. I'd feel like a tool wearing that, and I don't understand how anyone could be enough of a sucker to pay to wear an advertisement
• The way I put every "word" in "quotes"
• When people from Ireland tell me how I am a failed product of the American Educational System
• Tight clothes on overweight girls
• The girl who steps on my backpack in math. It's okay, I purposely go to the front of the room and get kleenex just for the cheap thrill of walking on her purse.
• When people don't shutup during tests or lectures or in the library
• People who owe me money, or pretend I never loaned it to them in the first place (grrr....)

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