~*~* NAMES *~*~

1. What is your real, full name? Thanks.
2. What other names were your parents thinking about for you? Natalie. It would've been better than what I have now.
3. If you had been born of the opposite gender, what was your name going to be (according to your parents)? Vincent.
4. What does your name mean (if you know)? My parents made it up, so there is no meaning.
5. Do you like your name? Not really.
6. Do you know anyone else with your name? No. I did a search once on ICQ (when I still had it). There were like, 6 people out of 70 million who had the same name as me.
7. If you could change your name, what would it be to? Teresa.
8. What is coolest name of someone you know? I never really thought about it before.
9. The weirdest? Again...
10. The plainest/ugliest? Oh, good, the last question on names. Geez

    ~*~*FAVORITES*~*~

11. What is your favorite weapon? Uh... a guillotine. It sounds like Italian food.
12. What is your favorite genre of book? The kind I don't have to read for school.
13. What is your favorite planet? I don't know. I still haven't been to a few of them, so I can't judge them objectively.
14. Your favorite type of sandwich? Tuna. No, really.
15. How about your favorite role playing game (if you play them)? The only I've ever played were Pokemon, Zelda: Link's Awakening, and Paper Mario. They're all actually pretty fun. No, really (again).
16. Your favorite play? (No, not movie or TV show, PLAY) That one with that guy. Okay, I have no idea, but I've always wanted to see "Phantom of the Opera" because of that one scene on The Simpsons ("Not quite died, my lady love, although some days I wish I had...")
17. Favorite joke? "You're a mean drunk, Superman."
18. Favorite color of clothing on you? Bright, flourescent lime green.
19. Favorite fruit juice flavor? Fruit juice has too many calories. Given that, white grape juice (but I seriously haven't had fruit juice in years).
20. What's your favorite thing to look up online? Entertainment (e.g. movie reviews, television show recaps, actors/actresses, song lyrics). Don't forget porn. (Ho ho ho. I kid.)

    ~*~*ABOUT PEOPLE YOU KNOW*~*~

21. Do you know anyone who drinks underage (if yes, how many)? Well, I know people who drink occasionally, but no one who (admits to) drinking copiously every weekend.
22. Smokes (if yes, how many)? Several.
23. Does drugs (if yes, how many)? One.
24. Lost their virginity before being married? Yes. I have horny friends.
25. Worships the devil? A couple of them worshipped Clinton (same thing).
26. Has had their life threatened? Not seriously.
27. Do you know anyone who hates slurpees? Me neither. That's great.
28. Give a rough estimate of how many people you know. 6 billion, give or take a planet or two. (Well, I just might, if you take into account the "six degrees of separation.")
29. Now how many of them are your friends? Can you have a negative number of friends?
30. Where are the majority of your friends from (i.e. sports, school)? School.

    ~*~*WOULD YOU EVER*~*~

31. Eat bugs purposely? I ate an ant, once. (I also ate dog food. This was all back when I was a toddler, but it might explain some of my actions now. If the food's good enough, I eat it off the floor. Of course, it has to pass the visual inspection test, and the 5-second rule.)
32. Commit a crime? Not anymore. *eyes wander* I do feel guilty about it.
33. Change your religion? No.
34. Lie to your parents? Doesn't everyone lie to everyone else? I wouldn't lie to them anymore than I usually lie to anyone else. (There's a good, vague answer.)
35. Jump over a waterfall? Only if I knew I wouldn't be permanently maimed.
36. Change clothes in front of an open window? Who have you been talking to?
37. Dress up as the opposite sex for an important event? Sure. I wonder what kind of "important" event requires one to dress in drag, though. (giggle)
38. Go out at night dressed in something like a black trenchoat and sunglasses? If I desired to get hit by a car, yes.
39. Sing a harmonized duet in front of 500 strangers? No.
40. Tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you? "Like" and "older" are very vague terms. But if we're talking half a century, and "like" in "that way," then probably not, unless I was pulling the ol' "Anna Nicole Smith" trick.

    ~*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*~

41. Lied to your parents about something really important? Yes, but not very successfully.
42. Have your life threatened? Naw, everyone loves me.
43. Stumbled across FBI secrets online? Yes. I'll sell them to you for $150/page.
44. Stayed up until the morning light talking online? Several times.
45. Made people give you really wierd glances? If yes, how? Yes, mostly be being my old obnoxious self. It's not hard.
46. Read a Shakespeare play? I took a whole Shakespeare class. How hellish is that?
47. Talked in your sleep? What did you say? I woke myself up screaming "Shut up!" once. I had a dream that my dad was lecturing me on drinking milk.
48. Sung at a kareoke bar? Nope. And after those Lee/Levi (whatever) commercials, I doubt I ever will even venture into a karaoke bar.
49. Looked something up online your parents specifically told you not to look up? My parents never did that.
50. Been run over... with a bike? Uh. No.

    ~*~*WHO'S*~*~

51. Number one on your hit list? No one.
52. On your aol instant messaging list (Give screen names and real names, if possible)? Only about twenty-something people, and I barely talk to any of them.
53. The person you talk to most online? Someone in Iowa.
54. The person you talk to least online? Um... the several billion people (probably) who don't have the internet.
55. The person who calls you ever other day? Julie, I suppose.
56. Is there anyone that dumped you when you most needed them? No.
57. The last person you talked to on the phone with? Probably Julie.
58. The person/people you're with the most? I'm with myself at least half the time.
59. Never home? Osama bin Laden.
60. Always home? Me.

    ~*~*THIS OR THAT*~*~

61. Mulan or Moulin Rouge? I haven't been to either place?
62. 7 Up or Dr. Pepper? 7-Up, definitely. (But not the game. I loathe that game.)
63. Hamsters or Gerbils? Hamsters!
64. Rats or Mice? Hamsters.
65. The Swings or the Slide? Depends how long the slide was.
66. Rollercoaster or Merry-Go-Round? Depends on whether the rollercoaster gave me whiplash.
67. Sneakers, Sandals, or No Shoes? Sneakers.
68. Italian or Mexican food? Italian!
69. Fast Food or Sit Down Restaurant? Neither. I'm afraid of restaurants. (But I'm more afraid of fast-food, so I'd pick sit-down.)
70. The Sun or the Moon? Well, the sun is a little more pleasant, but you don't go blind looking at the moon, so the moon.

    ~*~*MORE FAVORITES*~*~

71. What's your favorite quote about love? I'll have to get back to you on that.
72. Favorite quote about friends? I'll have to get back to you on that.
73. How about about life? "Life's a bitch, then you die."
74. What's your favorite humorous quote? Oh, way, way too many.
75. How about the quote that makes you go, "Hmm..."? "If you tie buttered bread to the back of a cat..."
76. The quote that makes you go, "To true, to true." I believe it's spelled "too."
77. What's your favorite swear word? I say "damn" and "crap" often.
78. What's your favorite non-swear word? "Vicarious!"
79. What's your favorite thing to do on a cold day? Sit at home and eat.
80. How about your favorite thing to do on a hot day? Sit at home and eat.

    ~*~*WHAT DO YOU SEE*~*~

81. Are there any shoes in the room? Yep. Surpisingly, I haven't tripped over them yet.
82. Underwear? Probably somewhere in my pile of clothes.
83. Dishes, glasses, forks, spoons etc.? Nope.
84. Something unidentifiable that is very nasty looking? Well, a mirror.
85. Money? A couple of two-dollar bills.
86. A TV? Yeah.
87. Is there a fan in the room with you? *giggle* I'm not that famous.
88. How about a blanket? Yeah. I'm in my bedroom.
89. What colors are the walls and the floor? White and I-can't-tell-but-probably-some-shade-of-brown-or-red, respectively.

    ~*~*WRAPPING IT UP*~*~

90. In how many languages can you say "Goodbye?" English, Spanish, French, and Italian, just like everyone else can.
91. And how many of those can you actually spell? All of them.
92. What's your favorite way of ending a letter? (ie Sincerely, love, from) "Your love slave, ..."
93. Who's the last person you said goodbye to you, and where were they going? The last person I said goodbye to myself? I guess... me?
94. Is there any weird way you say goodbye (ie Night, Smooches) "Smooches?" Wait, no, that wasn't my answer! I don't say "smooches."
95. How do you end internet conversations? "Oh, darn, look at the time... that show on the WB is on..."
96. Do you realize I'm just stalling to get to 100? Like... no way.
97. Have you ever seen any of these questions on any other survey before? You bet your bottom. Every survey starts with "State your name for the record." Coincidentally, so do several legal proceedings. What's going on here?
98. On a scale from 1-10, 1 being the worst, what would you rate this? Off-the-charts excellent.
99. Say a nice word to the people you are sending this to, or who you recieved it from. Hey. "I before E, except after C." And on the original survery, there was no #88. Really.

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