Contents
TOS
TMS
DS9
GEN
VOY
TNG

Star Trek (The Original Series)
"... a dream that became a reality and spread throughout the stars" -- Kirk

Star Trek: The Movie Series
"Humor. It is a difficult concept" -- Saavik (Star Trek II)

"How many fingers am I holdingup?" -- Kirk [making the Vulcan salute]
"That's not very goddamn funny, Jim" -- McCoy (Star Trek III)

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... Message Spock ?" -- Kirk
"None that I am concious of... except, of course, Happy Birthday. Surely the best of times" -- Spock (Star Trek II)

"You're not exactly catching us at our best" -- Kirk
"That much is certain" -- Spock (Star Trek IV)

"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -- Kirk (Star Trek IV)

"To be... or not to be... that is the question which troubles my people" -- General Chang (Star Trek VI)

"We need breathing room!" -- General Chang
"Earth. Hitler. 1938" -- Kirk (Star Trek VI)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
"Ooh... I love a woman in uniform!" -- Quark (Emissary)

"Picard would never have hit me..." (wounded voice) -- Q
"I'm not Picard!" -- Sisko (Q-less)

"Die with honor" -- Tosk (Tosk)

"I'm a doctor, not a botanist." -- Dr. Bashir (The Wire)

"In my expert medical opinion, I'd say... it's sick" -- Dr. Bashir [about Dax's plant] (The Wire)

"If your lies are going to this transparent, this is going to be a very short interrogation" -- Kira
"Then I'll try to make my lies more opaque..." -- Gul Darhe'el (Duet)

"Why? He wasn't Gul Darhe'el!" -- Kira
"He's a Cardassian. That's reason enough." -- Bajoran
"No. It's not..." -- Kira (Duet)

"Dad, I'm fourteen" -- Jake Sisko
"I'm glad we agree on something" -- Benjamin Sisko (Move Along Home)

"I'm sorry, Commander, but I've learned we can't afford to die here -- not even once" -- Dr. Bashir (Battlelines)

"Do I annoy you?" -- Dr. Bashir (The Storyteller)

"He's still dead, if that's what you mean" -- Dr. Bashir (Dramatis Personae)

Star Trek: Generations
"Oh, shit!!!" -- Data

"I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers" -- Kirk

"I have an appointment with enternity and I don't want to be late" -- Dr. Soran

"Yes!!!!!!!" -- Data

"You say history considers me dead. Who am I to argue with history?" -- Kirk
"You have a duty! You're a Star Fleet Officer!" -- Picard

"Come back! Make a difference!" -- Picard
"I take it the odds are against us and the situation's grim" -- Kirk
"You could say that" -- Picard
"If Spock were here, he'd say that I was an irrational, illlogical human being for going on this mission........ Sounds like fun!" -- Kirk

"Life forms.... You tiny little life forms..... You precious little life forms... Where are you?" -- Data, [singing and playing the control pannel like a musical instrument]

"Data... I made that joke seven years ago" -- Geordi
"I know.... I just got it!" -- Data

"Time is the fire in which we burn..." -- Dr. Soran

"I hate this! I really hate this!" -- Data
"More?" -- Guinan
"Please" -- Data

Star Trek: Voyager
"Dimissed" -- Janeway
[stands there dumbfounded] "b..but.." -- Neelix
"That's Starfleet for get out" -- Janeway

Star Trek: The Next Generation
"Seize the time, Meribor. Live now; make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again" -- Picard (The Inner Light)

"Shields up! Rrrrred alert!" -- Riker (practically every episode)

"Eaten any good books lately?" -- Q [to Worf]

"What is it?" -- Picard [about Nagillum]
"There's nothing out there; absolutely nothing" -- Data
"Well it's a damn ugly nothing!" -- Geordi [aside to Worf] (Where Silence has Lease)

"Masculine and feminine. I understand" -- Nagillum
"Yes. That is how we propogate our species" -- Picard
"Please demonstrate" -- Nagillum
"Not likely!" -- Dr. Pulaski (Where Silence has Lease)

"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." -- Picard [quoting Judge Aaron Satie] (The Drumhead)

"Fate, protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise ." -- Riker (Contagion)

"Let's make sure that history never forgets the name... Enterprise." -- Picard, (Yesterday's Enterprise)

"If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe!" -- Dr. Crusher (Remember Me)

"The universe is a spheroid region, 705 metres in diameter" -- The Computer (Remember Me)

"Nice Legs... for a human" -- Worf (Qpid)

"Jean-Luc! It's so good to see you again. How about a big hug?" -- Q (Qpid)

"I am NOT a merry man!!!" -- Worf (Qpid)

(Geordi is trying to play a lute -- Worf grabs it, smashes it against a tree, and gives it back) *CRACK* "Sorry..." -- Worf (Qpid)

"Well, it seems Mrs. Troi is our acting ambassador of goodwill for today" -- Picard
"You just think of me as your entertainmet director" -- Lwaxana Troi (Half a Life)

"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughtta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q (Q Who?)

"Spot. This is down. Down is good" -- Data (Force of Nature)

"Please Mrs. Troi... and it's Worf not Wolf" -- Worf (Half a Life)

"All good things come to an end..." -- Q (All Good Things...)

A song sung by Chief O'Brien in "The Wounded"
A minstrel boy to the war has gone
in the ranks of death ye will find him
his fathers sword he hath girded on
with his wild harp slung behind him
land of song said the warrior bard
the war the world betrays thee
one sword at least thy rights shall guard
one faithful harp shall praise thee.

"Besides, you look good in a dress" -- Riker [to Worf] (Liasons)

"But I have no sexual desire" -- Data
"Ah! Impotence on top of everything!" -- Sigmund Freud (Phantasms)

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!" -- Sigmund Freud (Phantasms)

"You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and..." -- Data
"I will feed him" -- Worf (Phantasms)

"Some of the colonists objected to having an anatomically correct android running around without any clothes on" -- Juliana Soong (Inheritance)

"Captain, we're receiving two hundred and eighty-five thousand hails" -- Lt. Wesley Crusher (Parallels)

"They were just sucked into space" -- Riker
"Blown, sir" -- Data
"Sorry, Data" -- Riker
"Common mistake, sir" -- Data (The Naked Now)

"He got turned into a spider and now he has a disease named after him" -- Dr. Crusher [on Lt. Barclay]
"I'd better clear my calender for the next few weeks" -- Troi (Genesis)

"I will just have to trust that you will not let Adm. Pressman put the Enterprise in unnecessary risk and if I find that that trust has been misplaced, I will have to re-evaluate the command structure of this ship. Dismissed" -- Picard (The Pegasus)

"Father said she went to a beautiful place, where everything is peaceful, and everyone loves each other, and no one ever gets sick. Do you think there's really a place like that?" -- Taya
"Yes... I do" -- Data (Thine Own Self)

"Rock, fire, sky, and water are the four basic elements of the universe" -- Talur (Thine Own Self)

"Synthetic Scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Captain Scotty (Relics)

"... and get that fish out of my ready room" -- Captain Jellico (Chain of Command, Part I)

"Policemen -- I'd recognize them in any century" -- Professor Moriarty (Ship in a Bottle)

"You're dead, this is the afterlife- and I'm God" -- Q (Tapestry)

"Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly!" -- Riker (Where Silence has Lease)

"Well, he did make a pass at me... and it was a good one!" -- Troi [about Lt. Barclay] (The Nth Degree)

"We must anticipate, and not make the same mistake once" -- Picard (Time Squared)

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