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Magic 8 Ball.
 Need a quick yes or no answer to an important question? Don't want to depend on an unreliable or unscientific method such as flipping a coin? Why not ask the Magic 8 Ball? Ask your question and shake the ball (now with real shaking action! WOW!). Includes all the classic answers plus lots of new ones. Is this Magic 8 Ball better than all the others? MY SOURCES SAY YES.

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God Detector.
 Ever wonder if God is truly watching over you? Want to know if He is in the room with you right now? Well then, why not download the God Detector and find out for sure? Not too many people realize it, but God emits electro-magnetic radiation at frequencies between 280 GHz and 300 GHz (aproximately 1 mm wavlength). The God Detector is sensitive to all radiation within this range and picks up random vibrations in the fabric of Space/Time whenever God is anywhere nearby. No need to be in the dark any longer. Genuine Swiss quartz movement. Acurate to within 100 feet.

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Homer Clock. Simon. Fruity Ass Slots. Insult Kit.
This round analog clock sits on your desktop and displays the current system time. A quick "doh" sounds for each minute and an uproarious "burp" alerts you to the hour. Right clicking on the clock brings up a dialog box to edit the preferences. Who can resist playing with this addicting crowd pleaser... everybody's favorite: Simon! Test (and improve!) your memory with this classic gem. But be forewarned... once you start, you might not be able to stop! Just place your bets and pull the handle! Fruity Ass Slots will keep you mesmerized for hours and hours with pure, time wastin' fun! Bet from $1 to $5 on 8 different lines! How can you lose? Lots of cool sounds and graphics. If you've ever wished for a program that would help you unleash a rapid-fire barrage of insults towards that clue less loser you're chatting with, your prayers have been answered! Choose between "Regular" and "Shake- spearean". 
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