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Toyminator's 1999 Players to Ignore

Players who haven't developed, are overated, or simply suck!

Josh Asselin & Peter Vignier, Michigan
The "Twin Stiffs" have a hard enough time holding onto the ball, let alone shooting it!

 Brian Cardinal, Purdue
After 3 years of watching his game, the only thing he does well is "flop" on the court!

 Willie Dersch, Virginia
Ex-starter will be "scrub extraordinaire" as real talent finally comes to Charlottesville!

Lester Earl, Kansas
Injuries have hurt his development, but come on! Making layups shouldn't be that difficult!

Allen Griffin, Syracuse
Why is this brick-laying shrimp starting at SG? Scares me when he handling the rock!

A.J. Guyton, Indiana
If it's a big game, count on "Goose-Egg" Guyton to heave up some major bricks!

Tony Harris, Tennessee
Another quick guard who has too many 3-17 shooting nights. Practice, practice, practice!

 Luke Jimenez, Indiana
When Guyton's off, you can count on more bricks from Luke off the bench! Poor Bobby!

 Jamaal Magloire, Kentucky
If this guy's a lottery pick next year, I'll never watch the NBA again! So bad it hurts to watch!

 Brad Millard, St. Mary's
So fat that he can barely walk, let along "plod" down the court! Future US Postal Worker!

 Keiron Shine, Memphis
PG who usually ends up with more turnovers than assists. Oh and shooting...hahahaha!

 Saul Smith, Kentucky
Nepotism at it's best! There's no other way Kentucky would have such an awful PG.

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