Tasteless
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Today's
Category: Smart Bartender!
A
man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in
and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms
or legs. The son is just a head!
But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he can,
with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough
for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells
the son he is proud of him.
Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With
all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking
his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The
father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant
"Take another drink!"
The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms
pops out. The bar goes wild, but the bartender is clearly disapproving.
The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender
ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two
legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees
and tearfully thanks God.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left...
then to the right... right through the front door, into the street,
where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar
falls silent.
The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit
while he was a head."
So
what do think?
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