It's true
Here's some old stuff from the main page that doesn't fit anywhere else






I don't know what's going on, but look at my hit counter at the bottom of the page. It's over 100,000. You're thinking, that's good, right? Probably not, I think someone wants to take me down or something. Take a look at where most of those hits came from. This is a screenshot from my stats page.

It looks a little suspicious to me, especially when you look at the hourly graphs.

When I get 3600 hits per hour, that's 1 per second. I do not believe I am that popular, yet. A man can dream, though, which is what I'll do everytime I see that massive hit counter.








Now because of this picture, I've had my head licked several times since then.

I'd like to thank Moby and Gwen Stefani for making this possible

So, here is the photo of 3 girls licking my head, because the one on the left, Beth, wanted me to put it up. I will, however, point out that she is not actually licking my head in the picture, she seems to have missed. But don't worry, she did at one time or another. The dude behind us, we just call him space monkey. I just noticed I'm wearing the same shirt in both pictures too. That's kind of weird, it's like my lucky shirt or something.

It's a living

I've had a few questions about these pictures, maybe this shot from a Moby video will help explain.

niiice

So you see, I was trying to recreate this. But the Wilson way is, if 1 is good, 2 must be better. So I've one-upped and even two-upped Moby on this one. That's right you vegan.