2008-2009 H4 Orificers:
So what the hell do these orificers do????
GRANDMASTER:
Organizes, provides guidance, cajoles, bribes, smoozes, threatens and
provokes hashers into a well-oiled machine. Previous life as a tyrannical
dictator helps, although a willingness to 'assume the position' is the primary
consideration. Should be well organized, a strategic thinker and want
to have fun.
JOINTMASTER: Does Spiro Agnew ring a bell?? Should take on duties
of GM in the event he/she is not available.
RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Should provide the has with its "Moral"
foundation. Conducts a myriad of ceremonies including but not
restricted to the Circle after a hash. Village Idiot is the prototypical
RA.
ON-SEX/WEBMASTER: Communicates with other hashes and runs the
web site.
HASH SCRIBE: Provides a running commentary and living history
of the hash via Hash Trash.
HARE RAISER: Provides guidance to hares on the intricacies of
laying a trail. Tries to encourage hashers to hare sometime in the
new millennium.
HASH CASH: Collects and doles out all
money.
BREWMASTER: Provides beer on a weekly basis, assuming he/she
hasn't drunk it all.
HASH HORN: On trail, provides some direction for those following
the FRBs. Should be able to blow well and not be too
quick.
HABERDASHER: Creates, purchases, sells and stores Hash
haberdashery.
The Slobbering
Pack:Achey-Breaky
Balls;
Alotta
Fagina;
All You
Can Eat;
Analist;
Angry Inch;
Arithmadick;
Artful
Dodger;
Asswipe;
BUM Wrap;
Banged-Up;
Barney;
Beaver
Trap; Beeper;
Bloody
Handjob;
Blow
Harder; Bone
Daddy;
Buffy;
Bunion-Butt;
Butthead;
Cereal Killer;
Cheese
Head;
Chunks;
Circle
Jerk; Country
Sausage;
Cribsnatcher;
Cumalot;
Cumming
Nipples; Cupcakes;
Dancing
Fool;
Dead-Head;
Devil-Woman;
Dog Boner;
Doggy-Style;
Do Me On
The Beach; Dr.
Climax; Dung-Ho;
E-Male;
Erection;
Fancy Pants;
Flaming Asshole
(aka Anti-Christ, aka Wrong Hole);
Flygirl;
Frequent
Farter; Frontrunner
(aka Epesiotomy);
Fugitive;
Fungi;
G-String;
Gay Blade;
Get A Job;
Gilligan;
Gomez;
Groper;
Groucho;
Hairy
Ass;
Half-a-Set;
Half-a-Trail;
Handful
of Cum;
Hang-Two;
Hard-On;
Head
Nurse; Herr
Dick;
Himalaya;
Holiday
Girl; Hornblower (aka
Pedlphile); Hot Pants;
I Want
the Big Hole;
Impotent
Slug; Jack
Shit; Jersey
Duck;
Kojac
Sac;
Kung-Fuc;
Lay Me
Once;
Legionnaires
Disease; Lick
It Clean;
Likes
It Long; Love
Triangle;
Lt.
Dan;
Mad
Hat Whore;
Mad-Hatter;
Make Me
An Offer; Material
Girl;
Mellow
Foreskin Cheese;
Messiah;
Mike Hunt;
Moaner;
Morticia;
Mr.
Clean;
Mudman;
My Cock Shoots
Blanks;
Nipples;
Pantsless;
Queer Balls;
R2-DoU2;
Rambo;
Roadkill;
Robo-Rod;
Rose-Butt;
Rubber;
Scratch-n-Sniff;
Screaming
Jailbait; Screaming
Pussy; Slimey Tongue;
Slutmaster;
Snow Balls;
Snow Bunny;
Son
of a Ditch;
Spand-Ox;Store
Bought;
Streetwalker;
Stretch;
Stun Gun;
Swamp Bitch;
Target
Practice; Tossed Tacos;
Toxic Shock;
Trisexual;
Twaddle
Fart;
Up-Chuck;
Used
Rubber;
Village
Idiot; Wet
Nurse;
Wet
Spot; What About
Bob;
Whoop-de-Doo;
Woodpecker;
WWW (nice HTML!);
Yeast
Infection and more yet-to-be-nicknamed citizens!
