Playing The Mega Ultra Super Dynamic Torture Machine Game is easy. All you have to is click on the link under this paragraph and a popup window will, um.. popup. Then use the menu to the left of the pop-up window to mess around with the guy until you've made the perfect torture machine. Sounds fun? Then you're sick, you outta be ashamed of yourself!
Click here to start the fun!

Cartoon Violence Land Screen Saver

Watch as the Brown Shirt guy reclessly unleashes his patented meaningless havoc all across your desktop. Armed with only a shotgun and two pistols, the Brown Shirt guy tears apart your desktop with reckless abandonment. It's pretty cool.

Click here to download the Cartoon Violence Land screen saver.

(Note to self:"Unzip all the files into your windows/system folder for the screen saver to work.")

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ANIMATED CURSORS:
These cursors are the coolest things that I have ever beheld with my own eyes. I thought that things this cool only existed in myths, but I was wrong. Now, I share thier coolness with you, enjoy.

The cute bunny gets wasted!
The bloodiest sword fight ever!
Skip, skip, skip to a bullet through my chest!
Hey! Thats for sawing wood, not me!
The blob gets wrecked!
"The Masterpiece"