ALL THE REAL GIRLS (2003) **
Reviewed 2/20/03
Paul (Paul Schneider), whose
apparent malevolent behavior with numerous past girlfriends awkwardly remains offscreen,
is finally going to change when he falls in love with Noel (Zooey Deschanel), sister of
his best friend, Tip (Shea Whigham). Writer-director
David Gordon Green, who made a strong debut with GEORGE WASHINGTON, continues to show his
Terence Malick influence here (with Tip owing something to Martin Sheens Kit from
BADLANDS). REAL GIRLS doesnt work
nearly as well as GEORGE WASHINGTON. Most
every scene is a mixture of strengths and weaknesses usually unexpectedly quaint
details amid all the forced lyricism, which often winds up very pretentious (the couple in
a weird pose in the middle of a bowling lane). The
story is a flat out soap opera presented in a style that aspires to Tarkovsky-like
profundity, but the melodramatic content and the hokey dialogue that sounds derived from
cheap romance novels just resist the poetic gloss. It
doesnt help that the non-professional cast members cant act a lick next to
pros like Deschanel and Patricia Clarkson. Schneider,
who co-wrote, shows little chemistry with Deschanel, and just has this physically
unappealing presence reminiscent of a retarded alligator.
And must Danny McBride, playing the intentionally annoying Bust-Ass, be that
annoying?